I WAAAAAANNNTTT!!!!!

I've made up my mind. This is my birthday wishlist. List? Heck, man - I only have ONE item on that list! See? I'm not complicated... Here goes:

I want THE CONE
http://www.conezone.org/

That's it. That's the one, the onliest one. And I guarantee I'll be happy every waking day of my life, and I'll have more reason than ever to go home early - even if I'm living with Mom!